Me.

Mar 29
collegehumor:


Spider-Man Toy Looks Inappropriate


It’s just web fluid, I swear!

collegehumor:

Spider-Man Toy Looks Inappropriate

It’s just web fluid, I swear!

Mar 29
collegehumor:

Fat Little Mermaid
Uh, so, your dating profile said you were a LITTLE mermaid.

collegehumor:

Fat Little Mermaid

Uh, so, your dating profile said you were a LITTLE mermaid.

Mar 20
collegehumor:

Cow Tied to Bike Rack
Great, someone stole the wheels off my cow again.

collegehumor:

Cow Tied to Bike Rack

Great, someone stole the wheels off my cow again.

Mar 18
Mar 15
collegehumor:

The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air
If anything, you could say this train was rare.

collegehumor:

The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air

If anything, you could say this train was rare.

Mar 12
collegehumor:


Homer Simpson Donut Escalator


“Mmm… moving stairs.”

collegehumor:

Homer Simpson Donut Escalator

“Mmm… moving stairs.”

Mar 12
collegehumor:


Snow Day Celebrations [click to see more]
Take that, paper on Global Warming.

collegehumor:

Snow Day Celebrations [click to see more]

Take that, paper on Global Warming.

Mar 09

Go. Away. Now.

So your “helping” is doing more to hurt me. I was fine with out you all in my life. One 0 is just way to many to SEE MY GIRLFRIEND ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. So ya, go away. You do this every year and everytime you get the same result; ok grades and a pissed off son. Have you stepped back and looked at why its happening? Why I don’t feel like making you happy? It’s not because I’m lazy; but because what goes around comes around. And it doesn’t ALWAYS have to start with you. So just think why your gonna get about 5 words at the most from me Tomoro.

Mar 05
Mar 04